Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Quickgloves: We fight to the last man



'A true SVER Blood breeds greatness. They are infused within our ranks with a sense of self-worth. We are the brethren of brotherhood. We are the LOYAL. We are the PROUD. We are the final few that choose to stand against the mighty. We are the few that will not yield. We will not back down.

WE WILL NOT SURRENDER.'

-Emergency Transmission from STB Leader Quickgloves from an undisclosed location on SVER Prime.





The assault on Sver Prime continues by forces loyal to Negative Feedback. While reports point to EON bowing down to the IMPs strongarm tactics, STB leader Quickgloves is still managing to communicate from his capitol. He had this to say regarding non stop attacks from the Imperfects, Nyain San, Internal Error group:
 'The current effect on SVER's Morale is mixed. Emotions are high, an the men are run ragged with the constant fighting. SVER Relief funds are being used to elevate the stress on the soldiers. We have lost most of the ground on SVER Prime an are currently using all forces to evacuate the families an political advisors. I as CEO will stay an fight till my last clone. I have true BLOOD BROTHERS that will stand with me. As for a counter offensive. STB leadership has begun negotiations with the IMPERFECT Invasion to secure the life of SVER. We are hoping to end the fighting. STB has lost a lot of ground, but we remain dedicated to are cause an are firm in are beliefs that no matter the atrocities we endure, we overcome.'

Does this mean STB will negotiate? Anything but, Quickgloves had this to say about attempted negotiations from Imperfects brass. 'So Imperfects offered us this: We leave all of Meildolf and get nothing and they stop attacking our districts for now. I counter offered asking for any compensation or possibly keeping some of our districts. Kane puffed his chest out and I spit in his face. So the war is still active, expect the Imps to come harder now. At this point we must force them to spend money attacking us. Meaning the districts we take will need to be out of attrition range. They can chase us all they want we will endure and outlast and enjoy pissing them off while we do it. We will rope and dope them my boys. Let the chase begin.."
The low morale of some STB troops was chronicled in this piece by a GNN affiliate http://tinyurl.com/mzksdah

25 comments:

  1. the walls are closing in quick, there is nowhere left to hide.

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  2. truth is we wanted you to survive so we could beat up on you again becasue you are a lulzcow quickgloves. If you want your untimely destruction then we can provide that too, whatever.

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  3. Sver Prime? pfffft. QG was a non factor in MAG and is still one.

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  4. at least we are still fighting. EoN took it up the ass from the imps and asked for more. pussies!!!

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    1. ^this. giving up districts without a fight? fuckboyism @ its best. guess they only like gudfites against people they know they can beat.

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    2. yup...bend over 4 kane eon!!!

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    3. ONION EMPYRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. I'll die a thousand times for my commander and my brothers

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    1. The way STB plays, I think you're underselling... more like ten thousand.

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  6. EON has an eye on the bigger picture. Make no mistake we eagerly await the opportunity to fight our "friends" But there is a time and place and now is not that time. What started off as a love tap quickly escalated because QG has the diplomatic skills of a hyena. QG you can throw 187. ZTCD or anyone else you can find we will do to them what we did to you and Delta Farce http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/D3LTA_FORC3/stats/2013-05-14:2013-10-15.

    You chose to maintain a NAP with CRONOS when we offered you an out you ran to Sha like the lapdog you are and began trying to mitigate your losses. You brought this upon yourself and now you will face the might of NF and all its fury.

    -Gunner Nightingale.

    Oh and to all CRONOS sympathizers

    WINTER IS COMING

    Signed- NERDS WHO LOVE BOOBS.

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  7. EoN is led by SyNergy... they not even decent, why are they still holding territory?

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    1. old joke is old and dull and stupid to begin with

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  8. STB is getting three wayed. IMPS arent the only ones taking their shit..... This is what happens when you have a big mouth QG. KInd of hard for 187 and Zion to help you when they are losing shit left and right as well.......

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    1. I feel even worse for the EVE players still in Unclaimed foolishly defending the space above. I mean these dusters cant even defend their turf. Why do the EVE corps in Unclaimed continue to support clearly a lost cause and expose themselves in space to what I imagine are a lot of eager sharks waiting to strike.

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    2. If you seriously think that anything near a halfway decent group of unclaimed is fighting over a random low-sec planet when they're in the middle of a coup in the south then you sir are an idiot.

      Unclaimed is too busy dealing with Ex Cinere Scriptor to care about molden heath.

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    3. ^ this. only eve suprrot for STB and Zion are themselves. and they dont last very long....... hur hur hur

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  9. rumor is Goons paid to get stb out of the way

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  10. ONION EMPYRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. [8:45:11 AM] Kane Spero: EON is willing to join arms temporarily

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  12. I can make shit up too

    [9:23:20 PM] Quickgloves aka "Baby Jesus": I love the cock

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    1. i dont believe this second one but holy shit that was funny!

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  13. I find all of this funny. People shitting themselves over a planet, while I do feel a very very small bit of sympathy for QG mostly because I hate honorless asshats like Spero, I still know this is nothing. If these guys think this will fly when they're dealing with the null power blocs they're in for a rude awakening. Those guys won't just take your shit, they'll make you hate the game.

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