Friday, September 14, 2012

1st Annual Dust Corp Power Rankings


We'd like to announce our newest venture: The Dust 514 Corporation Power Rankings. As time passes in New Eden, we believe it is important to gauge the power and influence of Dust Corps. We intend to track the ebbs and flows that follows power in the New Eden galaxy. And while we did the initial corp rankings, its our intent to use the opinions and votes of New Eden luminaries in the future.

Our voting process is simple. We'll refer at random to Devs, CEOs and even veterans of New Eden for a list of their top ten Dust Corps without including their own. We'll then tally the votes and try to update the list monthly. If you are lucky enough to receive a vote, please do so immediately as we will only allow 24 hours before we move on to another voter. If you'd like to be considered, please email us here magww@live.com or send us a mention on twitter @NewEdenGNN with a good email address. We'll gladly put your name into our file of voters to be used in the future.

Without further delay, we'd like to highlight the #10 Corp on our list, The Sver True Bloods [STB]

While STB has taken their share of criticism among several forums, it seems much of the dislike for this group derives from the fact that they swarm together in large groups on the training fields on the planets owned by Mordu's Legion. It seems that their acknowledgement of the power of armor has also rubbed a few mercs the wrong way. A quick stop in many of the local pubs around the training site reveals that many don't favor this army of soldiers at all. It still doesn't stop us from putting them at #10 in the initial corp Power Rankings. A few minutes with STB:

1. Tell us about how STB was formed.
STB was formed during the bloody but brief MAG border skirmishes between myself an a guy named Lockedown after a falling out with a corp called MDB.
2. Does your corp have a motto?
"You can't stop a flood of blood."
3. Describe your organization.
STB is a large hardcore merc corp. We were once described as a mercenary cult lol.
4. Who is the CEO of STB?
I Quickgloves, am the CEO of STB.
5. What goals does your corporation have?
Same thing we intend to do every night, pinky... "Try to take over the galaxy."
6. Are there any longtime or potential rivals you can see at this point? Maybe there are organizations who clash with your corporate beliefs early.
Our only rival on dust is some corps in a different alliance. In New Eden space we were wardecked recently by Viral Pandemic.
7. What type of contracts do you specialize in?
Total acquisition.
8. Are you part of an alliance or does STB stand on its own?
STB is a proud member of the Entropy Virus.
9. Do you employ pilots in addition to infantry elements?
Yes STB has capsuleers keeping us safe from the heavens.
10. What do you see being the biggest challenge for your corp in New Eden?
My biggest challenge is obviously all the bad blood from the MAG Border Skirmishes years ago and corps with a bone to pick. They give STB a bad rap and people want proof of STB's skill because of this. That being said STB will show everyone our level when corp battles take place.
11. We'll close by allowing you to share whatever you'd like, the floor is yours.
  STB is looking for real soldiers, dedicated capsuleers and skilled mercs. If you want to move mountains and part seas join the army of STB.

66 comments:

  1. One of the top 10? Please.. this piece of shit group is only good because they run tanks. I've made Quickgloves my bitch plenty of times on the battlefield. Any time, any place

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    1. Quite obviously quickgloves posted that. For one thing, I use "Kengfa" as character names, and n3i1c9k5 as account names, for another, he's the only one that thinks "Kengfa" is "Kenfga"

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  2. calm down kenfga. you'll get ur shot at STB.

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  3. i want to see which corp the devs vote #1.

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  4. goonswarm #1 little kiddies.

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  5. shouldnt be many mag clans on here tbqh

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  6. Many of these early stories will be laughed at as making no sense once the game comes out.

    I still think the writers should do more research into EVE.

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    1. its like preseason rankings relax

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    2. when is virgindestroyer7 going to announce she's with ROFL?

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    3. why does VD have to announce she's in ROFL? you're an idiot

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    4. "When is virgindestroyer7 going to announce she's with Zomgnomnom??" FIXT

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    5. I guess I didn't realize that Onslaught Inc's presence within ROFL was a secret!

      Whoever is posting about me - cmon, I'm really approachable. Add me on PSN and lets shoot some red dots. :)

      And my relationship with Zomgnomnom is nobodies business ;P

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    6. i try addin u it says ur friends list is full i just wanna talk 2 u plz add me

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    7. I sent you a message 2 days ago and you haven't returned my message yet.

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    8. please jus add me girl i jus wanna play wit u

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  7. Global Conflict no. 1 everyone knows this.

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    1. G/C haz no mercs/pilots they all afk from dust just cant handle it with the short attention span and asking momma for money for video game fund.
      LULZ

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  8. g/c still whining about tanks prolly. their shit tbqh. wont play any game 4 guys cant dominate.

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  9. Stb wasn't even a good clan on MAG. Noone liked them because they talked a good game but had none. Dust must be bad if these guys are top10

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  10. I'm tired of hearing about loser corps and loser players. Do an article with virgindestroyer7 and get us some info on the sexy lady.

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  11. I still remember STB MAJORLY throwing there toys out the pram over losing to KEQ 4-5 months back LOL

    So called ''elite'' clan my arse

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  12. ^this! hot chicks ftw.

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  13. Wait, KEQ is shit talking STB? lol two terrible teams shit talking each other... nice

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  14. KEQ never shit talk people...where you from?

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    1. all they do is complain bout sver bein OP

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    2. and yet we make sver our bitch lol stop being an anonymous pussy and show your name or is it to dark to see the keyboard under your moms dress?

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  15. STB's CEO is called "Baby jesus" by his own ego that is the size of a titan.

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  16. wow to all the anonymous pussies......

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  17. It is KEQ policy not to s***talk before or after a match, we do not post self-boasting claims. We simply do what we do.
    Can't believe people are still butthurt about us though. Don't mind us, all we ever did was train a few thousand Valor noobs...

    And once more, enough with the anonymous crap. Big enough to talk tall, but no hig enough to post your name?
    Anyways, my point isn't to turn this into a KEQ flame. Whoever is talking crap about STB from our side needs to stop, it has no place here.
    The entire article is irrelevent and mostly "for the lulz". If someone internally with us is making noise we will handle it. Too much drama to involve yourself in this crap tbqh, which is why I never post in these comments.

    /discussion

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  18. STB has to be one of the worst corps in the known Dust/EVE universe. If they arent in tanks running around losing every skirmish match they enter then they are flopping around the battlefield like a pack of homos with a greased up dildo.

    Not once have i seen them personally take an objective. Not once have i seen them revive someone, drop nano's, repair other players, or anything remotely representing teamwork.

    I have seen almost everyone in their "clan" drop a tank, crush or ram a friendly LAV, or just represent the perfect and first example of Dust douchebaggery. But i will end this with a simple fact, When the game client drops they will be nothing.... they will achieve nothing, do nothing, and basically be a steaming soggy pile of nothing.

    Yours truely the one and only Agent Smith.

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    1. They won't be alone bro...

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    2. To all of you either to stu[id tto putur name or in too cowardly to act as a man. STB rolled KEW we have the video log to proev a 32 v 32 win over you not a random match where your crub ass clan zerg defends 1 letter . As for the rest you are all moronic . We will wreck you in gaem all the people here posting good things thank you for acting as adults an putting mag beef aside.. its time for some chicken

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    3. whether they won't be alone or not they still suck buttholes

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    4. Quickgloves you really know just because you insert a name does not mean you are that person. in your case those everyone can always tell that your the real deal by all the grammar and spelling errors.

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    1. your vagina is showing

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    2. JJordawg - Maybe you should have read my above posts...September 16, 2012 at 10:17 AM

      Wow quick you sure do have a hardon for us... I specifically comment how we are NOT the ones making boasts or claims, and you blindly ignore this and continue blathering on about how scrubby KEQ is...

      If we are so bad, why do you even pay attention to us then?

      Also, like I said; there are no posts saying KEQ > STB... You automatically take anything saying negative comments against STB and say KEQ is behind it... Paranoia at its finest tbh

      Whatever. Think what you may... We will still be here. Have fun circlejerking.

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  20. Hey quick you should really work on your spelling and grammar. It is atrocious.

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  21. Quickgloves....... what can I really say to that? You are excited that you beat a Corp called KILL EM QUICK? Really? A clan that sucks equally as much as your own? You should really team up with KEQ... I already know what your recruiting slogan should be “hey everyone we are a bunch of MAGtards and we might lose every match but look at us we have a handful of people on the BETA leaderboards and we look super cool in our tanks." What I like the most about your response to my post is that you did not deny or argue any of the FACTS that I stated! And for that I thank you, it takes a certain kind of retard to accept that his corp sucks, that it will amount to nothing, and that you are probably tednugent and lurchs bitch. As for your bad spelling and grammar I will not look down on you for that..... I accept the fact that you are too much of a ignorant ball licking dumb shit to understand that you can copy and paste from word where you can spell check your fourth grade vocabulary.

    Yours truly Agent Smith, Troll King and Spy for hire.

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  22. OH!!! i almost forgot quick.... i left you a little something on the Dust.org recruitment forums..... go check it out.....

    http://www.dust514.org/forums/pre-launch-recruitment


    yours truly Agent Smith, Troll KIng and Spy for hire.

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  23. hmm, how is there even a power ranking tbh, you going by forum posts or something?

    lmao come on now.

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  24. I dont like STB just based on there name alone. Everyone knows Sver clans are not skillfull, MAG maps were increadibly unbalanced to their favor. Valor all day every day!

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  25. Damn its a lot of people with STB stiffy's

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  26. STD all the way! Oh wait...

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  27. Lol all the anonymous is pathetic as for my speelling an grammer i lol about it all the time my lofe is to hectic for me to waste that much time looking at my typing after i post .. i drink b4 sleep an post here to kill time . i could care less of KEW they said they roll us i can prove otherwise.. As for anything else LOL STB loves you all.. anyhow im gnna have this other beer an go to bed

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  28. Isn't this fun. My votes would go off those I've seen play, how they organize and if they have ether a EVE presents or if they have a play for integration. No real order here, but ROFL(which holds a lot of Corps and would imagine a few of them are on this list), ZionTCD, Betamax and Subdrettit Hold all of these qualities as far as I have seen. Now for the rest is of course STB (Now having not seen the entire list I'm not sure if #10 would be correct) but do believe them a part of this list as well as Tritan Industries, Shadow Company. Other I can not speak for because I hold no knowledge about

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  29. we're glad you chimed in, Nameless. would like to add you to our list of possible voters for the power rankings when we get rolling.

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  30. https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=36783&find=unread


    lol

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    1. Lol is what i do every time i read one of your posts

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  31. Who gives a flying fuck?

    Not me!

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  32. well the mudslinging seems to have taken a higher turn, or just deep fanboyism for their name or brand.

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  33. I hope BHD get in the top 10 just to see the bitchfest that will occur

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  34. Quick why u want to drone on about beating "KEW" in a clan battle. They bring 32 people to battle you all and in reality 15 of them don't have any business being there, 10 of them are marginal at best, so you beating your chest about it makes u look like a retard. KEQ didn't make the statement about beating STB, so why don't you just take your free shout out here and call it good? Unless of course they rank KEQ higher than you LMAO!!! Oh 2 things in closing, <3 your spelling / grammar classic and 2 agree with the BHD troll comment.

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  35. Best part of this all is as you read the above article about STB they tell you that many people dont like STB. Man you guys didnt make a liar out of the DEV's /CEO , right away the hate mail came rolling in......regardless how you feel at this point we cracked the top ten? Do you know where your clan/corp is going to rank cause I know where we are? Ask yourself this, are we even going to make the list? should I really be shit talking ? Have I even played against or with STB? All questions you should be able to answer before you comment.............by ThE wayy Quick I dint mine ur impurfection wit speling or grammar...

    see you all on DUST

    poopchucker9900 - loyal STB member


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  36. People actually still bother with the 'beta'?...
    Game will be dead within a month of launch lol.

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  37. Start To Be apart

    aNd you will heAr of wars and ruMors of wars. sEe that you are not troubLed; for all thEse thingS must come to paSs,

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    1. STB NAMELESS??? is that what you was going for in the post man? nice!!! i realized STB AND ROFL both suck!!!!

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